Ugly Shoe of the Week

Today’s shoe comes to us from that beacon of fashion, Nordstrom. The Donald J Pliner ‘Carly’ Platform Sandal retails for a whopping $465.
What is there to say about this shoe? If this shoe was a solid color, it would be much better. Instead, it looks like the black part of the cow print was spattered like paint…or blood. As for a suggested outfit? I’d go with a denim mini, preferably acid wash, with a wife beater, color is your choice. Or, if you’re feeling adventurous, you could take a dress shirt and tie it under the girls, exposing your stomach, for all to enjoy. Also, this would be a great shoe to go to the state fair in, dontcha think?

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Back to blogging

I am trying to get back on a regular schedule with my blog features (Ugly Shoe of the Week & Women Who Make Me Touch Myself). I do apologize for not keeping up on such things, but life got a little crazy after the first couple postings. Also, I will be creating a new feature, hopefully daily(during the week), but I make no promises, called Clip of the Day.

Happy reading!

Ciao,
Mitch

Ugly Shoe of the Week

This week’s shoe is a real treat!

This is the Marciano ‘Tamina’ Pump and retails for $249.95.

How does one describe this shoe? J’ne sais pas. The darkened zebra print really is a nice touch though. And that ever so cute peep toe will let you show off your newly ‘did’ pedi. How precious. I think the preferred outfit for this shoe is a mini that goes just a little past the kitty, and a shirt that is a couple sizes too small. Thoughts?

See you next week!

Ugly Shoe of the Week

Welcome to the first installment of Ugly Shoe of the Week! I hope you enjoy this series. Any comments or suggestions(for other shoes or genres) are greatly appreciated.

This week’s shoe is a bastardized version of everyone’s favorite: the Chuck Taylor. It is called the ‘Tattoo High-Top Kick’ and retails for $24.99.


My co-worker and I were talking about this shoe, and she asked me why I dislike it so much. I simply asked her what is to like about it? I mean, really, what is there to like? The gaudiness of the ‘tattoo’, the colors… What would you even wear this with? I have not the slightest clue.

Thanks for tuning in, and come next week to see what my internet search has found!